MY BREATH TEST RESULT WAS WAY OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT. DOES IT MEAN I’M DOOMED?

No, but it does mean you should hire a competent DUI attorney as soon as possible. Having a high breath test (over .149) means your case is “aggravated” and you are subject to more severe consequences. Every case is different, but a competent DUI attorney can lessen the impact of even the most difficult case.